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What do you call a sleeping bull?

Bulldozer

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1. Why did the child keep hitting the crystal glass with a butter knife?

They were just Kid Ding.

2. How did Mister Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester

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Someone tell me some good dad jokes. Not taken from online. Am bored

4. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

5. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0 K now.

6. What do cows read?

Cattle-logs

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8. My son was not impressed with the hippopotamus exhibit at the zoo...

I think he was being a little hippo critical.

9. My son said to me "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups 💪, do you think could you do that?"

I said of course son, don't want to brag but I could probably watch someone do 100 pushups 🤔

10. Common sense hack:

Share your perfume with your friends. Common scents

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